I’m sure my readers already know this, but here goes:
Big LOL (gallows humor) goes out to the U.S. program Good Morning America for closing their story on these arrests with this oh-so-dramatic remark about Filin: “No word on whether he will ever dance again.”
Um…dumbnuts…he retired some time ago.
P.S. to GMA: “Black Swan” had nothing to do with ballet.
P.P.S. to those unfamiliar with GMA: no, it is not a comedy broadcast. Not intentionally, that is.